HumorMatterstm
Presented by Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Past President of the Association for Applied andTherapeutic Humor
Saint Patty's Day Groaners
Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?A. Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?A. Because they're always a little short.
Q. Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?A. They like to "go" first class!
Q. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?A. He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?A. Patty O'furniture!
Q. How did the Irish Jig get started?
A. Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A. A bachelor.
St. Patrick's Day Humor
MY LAST WISH
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Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels.
"Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."
O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."
"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."
O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"
The human race has one really
effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain, U.S. Author (1835-1910)
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