Christmas
Christmas Carols
for the Psychiatrically
Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA -
Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY -
We Three Kings Disoriented
Are.
DEMENTIA -
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC -
Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About
Me)
MANIA -
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn
and Streets and
and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
PARANOIA -
Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER -
You Better Watch Out, I'm
Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
DEPRESSION -
Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All
is calm, All is pretty lonely.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER-
Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell... (YOU
GET THE IDEA)