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Kids Punch Lines
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Cornbread
An embarrassed zebra!
Let's meet in the valley
Robin Hood
You look a little flushed
Submitted by: shelly and hayley age 7 and 8
Little Johnny quickly replied,
"NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
1. She was on a crash diet.
2. The rolls
weren't good enough.
3. Great food,
but no atmosphere.
4. Stinkerbell
5. Because it
is too far to walk.
6. Time to
get a new fence.
7. Incorrectly
9. A nervous
Rex.
10. Because
they are always stuffed.
11. The
Fairy Cod Mother.
or
The Wisherman.
12. You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash.
13. He's a
pain in the neck.
14. European
(you're a peeing)
15. Wheeeeeeeeeeee
16. He wanted to get a long little doggie.
17. The robber
ducky!
18. A
battlesheep!
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