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 The Top Ten Reasons Why
Everyone Should Celebrate  Hanukkah

 10  No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney

 9  Cleaning wax off your menorah is slightly easier  than dismantling an 8-foot tall fir tree

 8  Compare: chocolate gelt vs. fruitcake

 7  You get to learn cool new words like "Kislev" and  "far-shtoonken-ah"

 6  No brutal let-down when you discover that Santa  Claus isn't real

 5  Your neighbors are unlikely to complain about how  your menorah is blinding them senseless

 4  It's like a big reunion when everyone gathers at the  Chinese restaurant on Christmas Eve

 3  In a holiday character face-off, Judah Macabee could  kick Frosty's butt

 2  No need to clean up big piles of reindeer poop off  your roof

 And the Number One reason why everyone should  celebrate Hanukkah is:

Top 10 Reasons to Like Hanukkah
Submitted by A. Lawson
This was shared from Joke of the Day. 

10. No roof damage from reindeer

9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones

8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it

7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocolate coins) on candle races

6. You can use your fireplace

5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games

4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah

3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth

2. Cheer optional

1. No Irving Berlin songs

                                                         

Top 10 Reasons Why 
Hanukkah is better than Christmas

10. There's no "Kathy Lee Gifford Special".

9. Eight days of presents

8. No need to clean the chimney.

7. There's no latke-nog.

6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs.

5. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.

4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."

3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."

2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.

1. Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.