Definitions of Humor

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In my family chocolate pie is part of the Thanksgiving Tradition and the following is to help you understand the importance of chocolate in your diet.

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.  Bean = vegetable.

 Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. 
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. 

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, 
which is dairy.  So, candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Remember - - - "STRESSED"spelled backward is "DESSERTS"

Share this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.

Share this to all the people you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds. If you ignore this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. 
That's why I had to pass this on - - - I didn't want to risk it.

Humor Matters™

Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Mirthologist and Clinical Psychologist
3972 Barranca Pkwy. Suite J-221
Irvine, CA 92606