Definitions of Humor

Kids Punch Lines

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I'm stuck on you
































An embarrassed zebra!
















Let's meet in the valley
















Robin Hood
















You look a little flushed
Submitted by: shelly and hayley age 7 and 8
















Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

















1. She was on a crash diet.















2. The rolls weren't good enough.















3. Great food, but no atmosphere.















4. Stinkerbell















5. Because it is too far to walk.















6. Time to get a new fence.















7. Incorrectly
















8. Swallow the leader.
















9. A nervous Rex.
















10. Because they are always stuffed.
















11. The Fairy Cod Mother.


The Wisherman.
















12. You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash.
















13. He's a pain in the neck.
















14. European (you're a peeing)















15. Wheeeeeeeeeeee
















16. He wanted to get a long little doggie.















17. The robber ducky!
















18. A battlesheep!






Humor Matters™

Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Mirthologist and Clinical Psychologist
3972 Barranca Pkwy. Suite J-221
Irvine, CA 92606