Definitions of Humor

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12 Reasons to be Thankful you Burnt the Bird!

  1. Salmonella won’t be a concern.
  2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
  3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
  4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
  5. Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps.
  6. No one will overeat.
  7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
  8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
  9. You’ll get to the desserts even quicker.
  10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
  11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
  12. You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.

More Ways to be Thankful

Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Humor

Being Thankful

Turkey Cartoon

Black November
(A Turkey's Lament)

Thanksgiving Top 10 
That Sound Dirty But Aren't

Humor Matters™

Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Mirthologist and Clinical Psychologist
3972 Barranca Pkwy. Suite J-221
Irvine, CA 92606